Man, today sucked so hard. Left work for a tiny coffee break and a parked car jumps out of nowhere and I hit it! Okay, fine, maybe I’m just a horrible driver and shouldn’t try to force a minivan into a tiny parking space.

I didn’t even get any coffee.

AND I was late for my next swim class…

AND I ruined some poor lady’s car/day. She just wanted groceries.

AND my parents aren’t letting me take the car out for anything but work and school now.

AND my insurance rate will probably go through the roof.

AND I FUCKING DROPPED MY JOINT SOMEWHERE IN THE CAR AND CAN’T FIND IT. There was a healthy amount of… herb in there.

It’s only January, but I’m pretty sure the World’s Most Horrible Person of the Year Award will go to me.

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