January 2012
25 posts
hey internet
what’s happening
haven’t seen you in a while because i’ve been busy with, ya know, school and work and drugs and stuff
hahaha
i just wanted to tell you, internet,
that my brain is buzzing right now zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
and also, you’re awesome
bye
HOW DID I FUCK EVERYTHING UP ALREADY
HOW
HOW
HOW
…fuck
sweet jesus
i just found a video i took of myself reciting the entire woody allen monologue at the beginning of annie hall from like two years ago
what was i thinking
why am i the worst
“He’s quite as nervously broken down as I am, but it manifests itself in...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald on Ernest Hemingway (via mirroir)
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tete-pownshend:
im afraid if i ever get a boyfriend that tells me to “make him a sandwich” or “get back in the kitchen” that i wont have a good place to bury his body
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Man, today sucked so hard. Left work for a tiny coffee break and a parked car jumps out of nowhere and I hit it! Okay, fine, maybe I’m just a horrible driver and shouldn’t try to force a minivan into a tiny parking space.
I didn’t even get any coffee.
AND I was late for my next swim class…
AND I ruined some poor lady’s car/day. She just wanted groceries.
AND my...
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i’m so sad because i hate all of my facebook friends so much :/
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“Another year
has past - the world
is no different.”
– Allen Ginsberg (via fuckyeahbeatgeneration)
hey 2011
fuck you. even if the world ends, 2012 will be better than you, you bastard
December 2011
39 posts
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“I was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via mirroir)
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boy:
girl:
the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
love does not exist
you're going to die some day
hey bank of america
that is all
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goddammit i just bought zombieville usa on my iphone for 99 cents and now it won’t work! GODDAMMIT FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS
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